DID YOU KNOW?
It is illegal to purchase or consume Jack Daniel's Whiskey in the town in which it is produced!
How dumb is that?
So you're telling me that in Lynchburg, TN, they do not consume Jack Daniels??
After reading this I decided to do my research. Turns out that Lynchburg is a dry town.
Seriously. A dry town. How could the place where 80 proof Whiskey is made be a dry town?
Are these people crazy???
Wikipedia defines a Dry Town as: A "dry county" is a county in the United States whose government forbids the sale of Alcoholic beverages. There are hundreds of dry counties across the United States, although they are most common in the Southern United States and Midwestern United States. Although the 21st Amendment repealed the prohibition of alcohol, many local governments never re-legalized the sale of alcohol, maintaining a "dry" or prohibition of alcohol sale environment. Although such counties prohibit the sale of alcohol, they do not generally prohibit its consumption. Thus, they lose the profits and taxes from the sale of alcohol to their residents to "wet" or non-prohibition areas.
Okay, its official these people are idiots.

It is illegal to purchase or consume Jack Daniel's Whiskey in the town in which it is produced!
How dumb is that?
So you're telling me that in Lynchburg, TN, they do not consume Jack Daniels??
After reading this I decided to do my research. Turns out that Lynchburg is a dry town.
Seriously. A dry town. How could the place where 80 proof Whiskey is made be a dry town?
Are these people crazy???
Wikipedia defines a Dry Town as: A "dry county" is a county in the United States whose government forbids the sale of Alcoholic beverages. There are hundreds of dry counties across the United States, although they are most common in the Southern United States and Midwestern United States. Although the 21st Amendment repealed the prohibition of alcohol, many local governments never re-legalized the sale of alcohol, maintaining a "dry" or prohibition of alcohol sale environment. Although such counties prohibit the sale of alcohol, they do not generally prohibit its consumption. Thus, they lose the profits and taxes from the sale of alcohol to their residents to "wet" or non-prohibition areas.
Okay, its official these people are idiots.

2 comments:
Maybe it's kind of like when you make pancakes or something else GOOD. You make so many for everyone else that soon just smelling them was like eating them and OMG I'm sooo not eating a pancake. I've had enough even though I've had none.
Or, you know, not.
Point well taken.
But we're not talking pancakes.
This is alcohol. :)
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