You Can't Find friends with Salad

Background: My g-mail message says "I haven't had my coffee yet"

Ari: what are you waiting for

me: its raining again

and i do not want to go get it

i'm going to have earl grey tea

Ari: w/milk?

me: ew no

plain

with nothing

Ari: lemon?

sugar?

me: maybe if i was home I would put a little lemon

maybe some sugar

Ari: honey?

me: ok so

if i was home

i would do

honey

thats it

Ari: whew, finally

me: :)

well

i mean

if i was drinking lipton tea

i would do milk and sugar

but earl grey is so yummy

honey is a good compliment

Ari: i made soup

Sent at 8:37 AM on Thursday

me: um

what kind of soup

Ari: progresso

me: ok

how did we get from tea to soup?

Ari: its not too early

me: oh

you're having soup right now?

Ari: yep

Sent at 8:41 AM on Thursday

me: what kind?

Ari: vegetable

me: hmm i dont know if i would have done a vegetable soup for breakfast

maybe a chicken noodle

Ari: tomato base

its delicious

me: oh i know

im not doubting that

Ari: good

me: this would be such a good commercial for progresso

dont you think

Ari: they could pay us in soup

me: well

i would like the cash

but soup

yea that's okay also
Ari: you cant eat cash