I love my Friends.

DF: fuck i keep spilling on myself!!!
Me Awesome.
DF the last 2 sips i've taken
DF: 40% on my shirt
DF: 60% in my mouth
DF: hahaha not funny!
Me: so funny
DF: im glad you enjoy it
DF: jerk
Me: of course
Me: haa
Me: damnit
DF: i have about a half-can of rolling rock on my t-shirt
DF: ok this beer can is defective
DF: i can't take a sip without spilling on myself
DF: 3 times now out of 4 gulps
Me: its the can though.....
DF: i dont think i opened it wide enough
DF: i think that's the problem
Me: gotcha
DF: Don't judge me.
Me: im not
DF: Suuuuuuuure