You overheard wrong...

Yet another funny convo from overheardinnewyork.com

Airport security: Sir, we've been informed that you are carrying a firearm aboard this plane.
Suit: WHAT?!
Flight attendant: I overheard him say he was going to disassemble his firearm!
Suit: FLY ROD! Disassemble my FLY ROD!
Flight attendant: Oh. Whoops.

--Jet Blue plane, JFK

That guy better get some free snacks on board.
Jet Blue has those Terra Blue chips... mmmm I'd take those.