Oh NO YOU D'INT!!

A G-Mail Chat Btw. Ari (Jewish) and I (Catholic, sort of, but don't tell my mom)

me: whew
Ari: hallalejuah
me: lol
Ari: i think i spelled that wrong
hallelujah
that's better
me: yea
but thats ok
im not that radical of a christian to care
Ari: i dont know about that ms. ash wednesday
me: hey you know i do what i can
mr rosh hashana
Ari: i missed your last line
i had to reload gmail but i heard the chime
me: i hate when gmail reloads
hey you know i do what i can
mr rosh hashana
Ari: jesus eater
me: jesus KILLER
Ari: i'm not roman
blood drinker
me: glass breaker
Ari: baby dunker
me: bitter herbs eater
Ari: choirboy
me: shit
Ari: come on you can do it
me: i guess i pulled out the jesus killer too early
im thinking
Ari: take your time crusader
me: lol
shut up
Ari: dont get mad immaculate conceiver
me: ooh i got it
U wish you were an immaculate conception keepa boy

haha i spelled it wrong
Ari: kippah is its preferred english spelling you pagan heretic
me: thank you
im not a heretic
you plague bringer oner

Ari: hahah
me: see it was worth the wait

Ari: bite me holy grail loser
me: we did not lose it
it was taken
Ari: is that what they taught you in sunday school collection plate passer
me: no thats what monty python taught me cantor listening loser
Ari: organ player
me: stupid hebrew learning weener
Ari: latin chanting dweeb
me: sader having dork
Ari: its spelled seder ever guilty confessor
me: not in my mind fasting all day longer
Ari: egg hunter
me: AFI KOMEN HUNTER
Ari: touche
me: thank you
my gma always gave me money anyway
Ari: sweet
even if you couldn't find it?
me: 8 day presents slacker
yes
she loved me
jesus loves me too
so take that!
Ari: jesus is my homeboy
me: but you are jesus
lol
jewish
Ari: well i dont think i can top that
me: jewish
not jesus
i mean to say jewish

and this is what I do at work