wtf have i done??

Me: I just found out a co worker of mine's wife drinks americano

decaf

WTF

Ari: its hypocrisy

me: i know

its stupid

Ari: heresy

its sweet tea w/out sugar

me: lol

no

its worse

Ari: its BLT with bacon or lettuce

me: its tea without the tea bag

lol

me: starbucks defines americano as

espresso + hot water

Ari: thats all it is

me: yea

Ari: not even any foam

thats a macciato

me: no

Ari: its caffeine plus water

it short form

me: yes

Ari: its a waste of consupmtion w/out the caffeine

its like getting a soft pretzel and not gettin mustard

me: no

ari

im telling you

its worse

Ari: hahahahah

ok ok

me: insanity

thats the only way i can describe it