Wednesday's Fact

I decided to spice things up a bit today.
I asked my Ari and Melanie to pick my fact.
I also told them that they were in competition with each other, and whomever's fact I liked more would be my fact for today.
Oh man, facts were flying at me every which way, over IM and Gmail chat.

Finally, I got sick of it and I told them that they both had won.

Ari's Fact: A man's beard grows faster when he anticipates sex.

Melanie's Fact: Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.


Here are each of their responses to finding out they had won:

Ari: YES!!! I RULE!

Melanie: HA! TAKE THAT JEW BOY!


Is it sick that this is what I do for entertainment? Nah.
The best part is, they both won't know what happened until they read this.
Shite. I'm screwed.