You, Me, 3PM on the Playground....

Sarah: You're my friend right?
Me: Duh
Sarah: So you'll do something for me even if it were childish and stupid?
Me: Duh.
Me: Especially because it is childish and stupid.
Sarah: So you'd mention to Edna* that she drank my diet coke?
Me: Um. Now how do you suppose I'd do that.
Sarah: "Hey... Remember that Diet Coke in the fridge yesterday? That was Sarah's"
Me: Oh. Yea. Ok.
Me: I'll do it online.
Me: Make it even more High School
Sarah: YES!
Sarah: I'm sorry.
Me: For what.
Sarah: I'm sorry that I can't forgive and forget.
Me: Hey. This is not just diet coke. It's diet coke with lime!
Me: Serious Shite.
Sarah: it my tragic flaw: when I expect something to be there, it had better.


*Not her real name. Duh.