I have seen the Spawn of Satan

It's staying in my apartment....
8:41 AM me: Ari

Ari: ugh?

8:42 AM me: long story

Ari: OK

me: Jeremy one of the other managers at whiskeys is away

Ari: I'm here til 5:30

yikes

me: and the person that was watching his dog had a "family emergency" which i think is a crock of shit

so now this psycho beast is at our apt

Ari: does it smell like a crock?

does it quack like a crock?

me: and he attacked baylie

8:43 AM so i had to sleep with baylie in my room with the door shut

and Tim slept on the sofa bed with the dumbass psycho

and now we are trying to get in touch with the vet to get his papers and send him to a kennel

Ari: holy crapola

8:44 AM me: yea

Ari: nobody attacks Bailey and lives to tell about it

me: this all happened at like 10 last night

yea

Tim almost killed this dog

Ari: i believe it

8:45 AM me: so i told Tim that if the dog wasn't gone that i was taking baylie and sleeping somewhere else

bc he is working tonight

and i do not want to be alone with this psycho

Ari: good god

8:46 AM me: yea

plus i am supposed to have Tim's family at our place for Thanksgiving

Ari: what kind of creature is it

me: so he better be gone

a boxer

Ari: baby?

me: hes the ugliest thing i have ever seen

2 years old

8:47 AM Ari: hahaha, oh julie

me: but hes HUGE

ari he is crazy like aggressive

Ari: boxers are nuts

8:49 AM me: ya

a friend of mine in HS had one

he was crazy

i think he wound up getting hit by a car

Ari: ouch

13 minutes

9:03 AM me: jesus

so ok

Ari: ok

9:04 AM me: the vet said that we can pick up his papers and put him in a kennel

but

hes not up to date on his kennel cough

and we cant authorize it

bc were not his owners

Ari: wow

9:05 AM how long is Jeremy gone for

me: but Tim's boss Becky says that Jeremy's friend may have keys to his apt

sat or Sunday

Ari: yikes

me: I'm not keeping him past tonight

ill fucking let him off the leash outside

i don't care

Ari: will you cut him

9:06 AM me: so if we can get into Jeremy's apt Rich is going to stay there with the dog and go back and forth to work

yes

yes

I will cut him

Ari: thank god for rich

9:07 AM me: yea

well the dog is really fine with people

hes gross and slobbery

Ari: just not other dogs?

9:08 AM me: yea

Ari: fantastic

me: but i mean like we weren't supposed to take him

Ari: right

someone bailed

me: so this wasn't supposed to be a problem you know

yea

and Tim NEVER should have said yes

Ari: oh i hear ya

me: and i mean he said that

but hes like she said someone died

Ari: he got put in a tough spot

9:10 AM me: i am so aggravated right now

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