The One Time I Try To Compliment Someone...

LK: so i will call you later on tonight....what is too late though?
Me: um midnight
LK: because i have kickboxing at 7.30 and i will be home by 8.45
Me: cool
LK: so perhaps 9.30?
Me: sure
Me: svelte kettler
LK:? you are strange
Me: kick boxing
Me: makes you svelte
Me: i dont think i am spelling it right
LK: svelte?
LK:whats that
Me: um
Me: maybe if you heard me say it
LK: LOL
LK: why do you have a weird accent?
Me : lol sv- elt
LK: sounds like sweedish or german for felt
LK: i svelt the cushion ya ya
Me: no when ur svelt youre hot like buff
LK: ok i know i have been out of the country for a year, but is that new slang?
Me: no
Me: lol
Me: like angelina jolie
Me: she is svelte
LK: yikes. i am so thinking sweedish chef on this one
Me: like HOT
you are SVELTE
LK: nah, still lost in translation

Me: look it up
Me: its in the dictionary
Me: lol
LK: wouldyou look at that....it is in the dictionary
Me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svelte
Me: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/svelte
LK: ok i get it. but i still think sweedish chef
Me: lol
Me: no

LK: ok ms sweedish chef 2006. i gotta go
LK: ciao. or as they say in sweeden...svelt svelt