Tenure

me: UGH i am having so much trouble printing a damn envelope

Ari: if you kung fu the printer, that usually helps

me: i wish its like

the printer shows me which way to put i in

and then it doesn't print it right

Ari: biatch

me: it better do it right this time

or else

Ari: you tell it

me: damnit

me: whatever

i just printed labels

Ari: rock on

ms. resourceful

me: but i really just wanted to print 2 envelopes

Ari: use the typewriter

me: i dont think we have one

Ari: joanna's job has several in case you want to borrow one

she told them she's never used a typewriter in her life

me: i have

i took "typing"

in junior high

on an actual typewriter

Ari: were you in junior high in the stone age

me: in the same room my mom took typing

no

Ari: i was doing mavis beacon in 4th grade

me: it just had a lot of things like that

yea i know me too

so i got an A

lol

Ari: did you learn how to make fire afterwards?

me: shut up ass

Ari: or fashion a "wheel"?

me: no duh

i already knew that

Ari: was churning butter before or after lunch?

me: before

because school started at 5am

so we could milk the cows

Ari: did you have lunch? or did they call it hunting break?

me: that was dumb

Ari: well write it down on your stone tablet

me: u mean chisel it in?

Ari: use a cave wall if you have one handy

me: ahhh

yes

we didn't

Ari: i hear charcoal works particularly well

me: but anyway

the year after i took typing

Ari: right

me: the teacher retired

and the converted the room into a lab

Ari: and so did the equipment?

me: and i had chemistry in the same room the following year

yea

Ari: good

me: but it was kind of cool because my mom had the same teacher

in the same room

like 20 years before

Ari: and that's why tenure is a bad thing