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MC:lets hit her with our car
Me: ok
MC: no way
MC:we'll even get starbucks
MC:enjoy a nice latte while we do it
Me: you'll dent it'
MC: your right
MC: rent a hummer?
Me: hmm
Me: not big enough
Me: maybe a mac truck
MC: a mac truck?
Me:yea
MC: how about a garbage truck
MC:they have a compactor in the back
Me: so we can clean up
Me: no evidence
MC: i wish we lived near the ever glades
MC: i would throw the evidence away with ham
MC: alligators eat anything attached to ham

MC: is it wrong to be so hateful?
Me: no
Me: not when you hate a lazy fat bitch