Today- Calls for being Random

So. I have kept these conversations for like the past week.
They are funny. And they are random.
So Enjoy!



Kate: i took the nerd quiz
Me: and?
Kate: 4 - "def not nerdy, you are probably cool
Me: haha
11:20 AM
Kate: i'm watching the view
Kate: joy just called the guest fat
Me: what guest?
Kate:some comedian
Kate: she's super funny
Me: hmm
Me: Wed., Dec. 27: Guest co-host Sherri Shepherd; Cate Blanchett, Carla Gugino
Me: any of those?
Kate: sherri
Kate: she's a riot
Me: oh yea?
Kate :i'm trying to get a 401k with gap
Kate: i totally can't do it
Kate: its annoying the shit out of me
Me: why cant you
Kate: cause i can't navigate ameriprise
Kate: it won't let me register or anything
Kate: the problem with all this internet shit is it has so much security stuff i can't even get through myself
Kate: i don't know how people cop other identities
Kate: i can't even handle my own

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Me: i have a sald for lunch
Me: and NO FORK
Me: WTF
Me: i have a toothpick
Ali: just stab it and use it to pick stuff up
Me: duh what do you think i am doing
Ali: haha and that's why i love you

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