6.07.2007

What Disease Does She Have Now?

Cops: Paris Under House Arrest

Paris HiltonParis Hilton has been fitted for ankle bracelet and reassigned to house arrest, after authorities decided to release Hilton from jail due to medical reasons, this according to Los Angeles County Sheriff's Dept. spokesperson, Steve Whitmore.

Reporters hammered away about Paris' medical condition during a press conference in front of the jail, where she was released early this morning, but Whitmore said that due to confidentiality laws, he could not discuss even the slightest health-related details.

Paris will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days, where she has a 3000-4000 ft. radius of freedom. Her jail cell was 96 square feet. After the 40 days are up, Whitmore says she will have "fulfilled her debt to society."

Whitmore made it clear that Paris was not released early -- she was reassigned. She is technically still in custody.

Courtesy of TMZ.com

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2 comments:

melanie said...

the 'i-can't-eat-my-bologna-sandwich-because-it-wasn't-brought-to-me-by-some-illegal-immigrant-who's-child-i-will-make-my-personal-slave-when-they-turn-7-and-are-old-enough-to-fold-my-dolce & gabbana-tshirts-the-way-i-like' disease

Lindsey said...

I'm pissed! She was only in jail for like 3 days. Come on! I'm not one to think spending time in jail would be shits and giggles or anything, but jeez, I could last longer than a few days and be fine!

You know in Zoolander when he goes into the coal mines and does that funny little cough because he thinks he's getting a black lung or something like that? That's how I imagine Paris was.

By the way, I am so appreciative of all of the advice you've given me. The last stuff you wrote was a great idea! Thanks, friend!