Why is your calendar not teaching us useful phrases, like...
"More wine, NOW" and "I would like some chocolate cake" and "If you kiss me on the piazza, I promise not to tell my boyfriend, who is a one-armed wimp."
I agree, this isnt fun. Your calendar should say things like "Hello you hot italian male, are you tired bc you have been running through my dreams all night" ok fine, that was pathetically cheesy.
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I am not having fun yet. Okay, maybe a little. :-)
Why is your calendar not teaching us useful phrases, like...
"More wine, NOW"
and
"I would like some chocolate cake"
and
"If you kiss me on the piazza, I promise not to tell my boyfriend, who is a one-armed wimp."
Crap I knew I forgot something this morning.
I agree, this isnt fun. Your calendar should say things like "Hello you hot italian male, are you tired bc you have been running through my dreams all night" ok fine, that was pathetically cheesy.
Are you really going to do this for 30 days? I have been meaning to brush up on my useless italian phrases.
You and your krazee devil language have no place on teh interweb, sinner.
I don't know what a dee-mehn-tee-kah-ray dee ahn is, but it doesn't sound good.
Good Lord! That one was harder! I'm not sure I'm cut out for Italian...
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