The following takes place between 7:45pm and 8:45pm.
7:45- Hi Bailey! I'm home.
7:47- Why is the light not turning on in the living room?
7:48- Why am I talking to a dog?
7:51- Okay, new lightbulb.... Let's see if that was it ::flips switch::
POP!
7:52- You've got to be fucking kidding me.
7:53- ::Calls Tim @ work::
"So I just changed the lightbulb in the living room and when I flipped the switch on the wall I heard a pop and everything went out"
"Did you try the fuse box?"
"We have a fuse box??"
8:01- Let there be light. Thanks Timmy!
8:25- I'll be good and empty the dishwasher.
8:27- We have too many god damn coffee mugs. I'm going to have to perfectly balance them on top of one another to fit them in the cupboard.
8:29- Thanks Nintendo, for Tetris.
8:31- Oops I forgot one. ::Opens the cabinet::
8:31- ::CRASH!::
8:32- DAMNIT!!!!!
8:34- How the hell did that glass get all the way over there??
8:35- OW! Maybe I should put shoes on.
8:36- Shit now I'm bleeding.
8:43- Oops. I still have to put that mug away.
8:44- ::CRASH::
8:45- MOTHERF%#@!**.
2.17.2008
And I just Found a Scratch on my Arm Too.
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5 comments:
Good Gawd! Did your guardian angel step out back to smoke? WTF???
Seriously, shoes inside for the next few days....
Holy crap Julie!
I hope you are okay. *squishes*
Oh man. Sheesh.
Hope you're okay!
I love you. We should never be roommates, we would probably kill ourselves within 48 hours.
Ouch! Hope you're ok.
We don't have that many coffee cups, but we have about a million glasses. There are just 2 of us in the house, but that apparently means we need over 20 glasses of varying shapes and sizes!
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