This... is your brain on drugs...

11:49 AM Katie: Julie is busy. You may be interrupting.

I love that sign! it makes me want to write to you more!

6 minutes

11:55 AM Katie: "it makes me feel special in my parts" HAHAHA

11:59 AM This morning's IM conversation with Trixie's Snitch:

TrixieSnitch: "I am WAY hungover today and feel like death. I should probably go home sick."

Trixie: "Good Work. What did you do last night?"

TrixieSnitch: "I may or may not have made out with a guy dressed as Kermit the Frog."

THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:01 PM "I like chick flicks, Like The Notebook." - What a coincidence...I usually put out after a viewing of The Notebook. This is getting better and better.

5 minutes

12:06 PM Katie: It's just that anytime I run a letter from a guy complaining about his big dick, AWOL, guys with tiny dicks start CC'ing me on their suicide notes. It's depressing.

yep

12:07 PM I'm just going to keep sending you things that I think are funny cause I'm way too amped to do real work

i'm dancing in my seat in the comp lab

12:09 PM I want you to look in the mirror and say this over and over again until you believe it: "My dick didn't do anything wrong. It's not a crime to be big.

AHAHAHAHAHA

12:12 PM ok i'm going to go dance outside

call me later BABY

I wasn't even at my computer. She was talking to herself.
Then... I looked at my IM and I had this message:
Kate: WHAT A LONG MOTHERFUCKING LUNCH.

Woah. What a potty mouth.

If there was any reason for that stupid eggs in a frying pan commercial.*
That's it! :)

Disclaimer: Kate is not really a crackhead. And I doubt that she will ever be.. I mean would you pay for stuff to take, when you're just naturally like this anyway??