We should do Improve Comedy

me: oo the killers are on

on my comp here at work i use I chat instead of AIM

its essentially the same thing

Ari: what

me: but I chat has this feature that lets u set your away message to me "current I-tunes track

and it lets ppl know what youre listening to

its cool

I chat = AIM for mac

Ari: yeah. great.

me: what

it is

Ari: woo. hoo.

fabulous.

me: whats your problem

Ari: its like bathing in gold.

me: ur such an ass

Ari: and a check mark for friday

me: what?

Ari: nothing

me: are u keeping track of everytime i call u an ass?

Ari: hahahah, no no, why (and how) could i do a thing like that

me: lol

ok

i just thought maybe u were

bc you said checkmark for friday

Ari: yeah you were right

me: i knew it

Ari: ahahhahahah

i crack myself up

me: yea

imma crack u

Ari: like that lady at work --- dont yell at me lady i'll kill you!

me: lol

i think i said i'll cut you

Ari: i still am laughing now

me: but whatever

Ari: about that

me: it gets the point

across

Ari: oh you said kill on the phone w/me

me: oh

Ari: that's what made it so funny

me: yea

true

i think i wanted to say cut

but that sounds harsher than kill to me

Ari: eh

me: is that weird

Ari: really?

yeah kinda

i guess kill has lost so much of its threatening meaning, while cut hasn't

me: right