What did you say about my Mama!

On my desk at work I have a "page-a-day" calendar of Italian phrases.
Every morning when I open my gmail, I write the Italian phrase underneath my status for the day. This started mainly for Ari, because he enjoyed attempting to translate them. But now most of my friends comment on the phrase over g-mail chat.

This morning's phrase is "Ho mancato il mio treno" (I missed my train).

Tarah: what about a 'ho on your train?

me: depends were you on my train this morning

OOOOHHH!!!!

I DISSED YOU!!

Tarah: No, but your mom was!

Ohhhhh snap!

me: oh man

that never gets old

Tarah: I gotta say, I'm happy it doesn't

It's the little things Internet. The little things.