Doubting Shlomo

me: lol i have to prove eveything to you

you are what we catholics call a doubting thomas

Ari: why thomas

12:46 PM me: thomas was the apostle that did not believe that jesus had risen from the dead

even after the other apostle told him

he said, "i will only believe after i have put my hand in his wounds" or something like that

Ari: good move. now he's a legend. he'll live forever

me: so basically then jesus came to him

and he didnt doubt anymore

youre just like that

12:47 PM Ari: hhahhhah

its true

me: well with other things and without all the rising from the dead stuff

Ari: right, right, of course

12:48 PM me: remember when you didn't remember that i had seen a certain movie with you

and you only believed me after i showed you the movie stub?

Ari: haha, no

me: you dont remember that!

it that michael moore movie

Ari: farenehit 9/11

12:55 PM me: yes

and we went out the wrong exit

and walked around the parking lot?

12:56 PM Ari: nope

WAIT

yes!

12:57 PM the parking garage, right?

me: you only remember now because I TOLD YOU!

Ari: true

me: jesus

my point

you just proved it

Ari: hooray!

me: really ari

12:58 PM hooray?

Ari: no hooray?

me: i just proved that you have an awful memory

is hooray the best reaction?

Ari: yep