Ahem.

So.

Think you're clever huh??
Just sitting there, reading, possibly laughing at with me every day or so?

Well, I think you owe it to me and your SOULS (!!) to DE-LURK!

Mofos.
DO IT!
DO IT NOW!

(Or God will kill a kitten)
(Or whatever other cute furry animals you like)
(Except Ferrets)
(Don't Ask)

Got ::hic::Hiccups? ::hic::

Me: i have the hiccups
LK: ok
LK: drink water backwards
Me: what?
Me: how the hell do i do that?
LK: drink water from the other side of the glass
LK: or the side that is farthest from you
Me: im drinking through a straw
LK: fine
LK: do what you want
Me: no ive been hiccuping all day HELP ME
LK: you are like the hiccup girl that was on the Today show
LK: seriously, drink water from the other end of the glass
Me: how do i do that if its in a naglene and im drinking out of the straw!
LK: cant help ya then. i give up
Me: you cannot give up!
Me: you're the Supreme Ruler
Me: of the WORLD!
LK: LOL
LK: watch me
Me: come on
Me: oh wait a second
Me: i think
Me: they re gone!!
Me: arguing with you made them go away!

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LK showed me this website also. The wonders of google people.
What are your hiccup (hiccough) cures??

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under The Sea?

JF: im having a little FLY problem in my office
JF: big, meaty ass flys
JF: like flying toddlers
Me: you should name them
Me: they can be like your flying monkeys
JF: i killed 4 today
JF: now if they ran errands, I wouldn't care
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My heart was racing when I awoke from a dream at five o'clock this morning.
It's hazy but I remember waiting for a table with Tim at a swanky restaurant. After a while we were seated. When it came time to order drinks, I was asked for ID. But I couldn't find my purse. I left it at the bar. It was still there when I got to it, but my license was missing. They went through my wallet and only grabbed my ID. I remember panicking. Hyperventilating even. My identity had been stolen. Immediately I felt that I didn't exist. Tim didn't recognize me anymore. I called my mom and she had no clue who I was.

And then.
I woke up.

Dudes.
I need to stop watching Spongebob before bed.