'Tute, 'Tute... I'm Gone.

Today is my last day over here in Cambridge.
I was a bit sad this morning as I was getting ready.

But then.... then I had to wait for the Green line. Which TOOK FOREVER.
It was crowded and stupid idiots with luggage pushed themselves onto the train and blocked the door. Then when I finally got to Park Street, the red line was there, but it was not taking passengers (the second time this week) so I had to wait 10 minutes for another one to come.

I was 20 minutes late.
For my last day at work.

It's all Barry Bonds'* fault.

I'm ready to go home.

Luckily I am allowed to leave at noon today, so that they can get my computer/work space ready for my replacement, that is starting on Monday.

I think I will get a pedicure on the way home.

Tonight I am headed to NYC for my cousin's wedding shower.
And it is officially 1 day until the WTF/Sass joint production/debacle/drinkie drinks.

WOOHOOO!!!!!
Have a good weekend everyone!

It's a Bird, It's a Plane... It's PROFESSIONAL JULIE!

(Secretly that last one, is an oxymoron)


Remember a really really really long time ago, when I told you all that there were rumblings in the world of professional Julie?
No?
I figured.
You jerks have such short attention spans.

Well I am finally ready to tell the world that.........

I am leaving my job.
For another one.

My last day over here in Cambridge is August 10th.
Sad. I know I know. But I am moving on up (movin' on up... to the east side) and moving on out of here.
I accepted a fantastic position at my alma mater where I will have a load and loads of autonomy and my own damn office. Just the thought of not having to use cube clips is giving me goosebumps!

I know that this may not be the most interesting thing going on around the internet today.
With people getting married, having birthdays, buying houses and moving to London (or South Dakota), but you know thisisallihavepeople (!!).

I am also starting graduate school in September.
While working full time.
Shoot me!

Oh MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I don't check her blog for one day!
One. Damn. Day.

And look what happens.

Looks like you'll be stuck visiting Corona, Queens forever now!!
::Bwaaahhh::

CONGRATS LINDSEY and EDGAR!!


Oh, more on my weekend with Mom later.
Let's just say we had a wonderful time. And I have the worst sunburn ever on my face right now. My forehead is redder today than it was yesterday. WTF!

How to Make a 25 Year Old's Day

Those of you who read this blog regularly know that my long term live in man- friend, Tim, who I will refer to as Red, turned 25 this past February. We had a nice big party for him at the local "arcade" complete with pitchers of beer, bumper cars, old school arcade games (including but not limited to: "Crusin' World, Daytona 500, Simpsons, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), and thousands of prize tickets which lead to something I named the Wild Wild West Shoot Out '07, that occurred in my living room later on that night.

You would think that all of these things would leave his satisfied. But NOOOO, something was missing. What? What could possibly be missing? I mean seriously, booze, cake, games, tokens, BEER PONG, Ari in from D.C.?

WHAT WAS MISSING????

I'll show you what was missing.

Yesterday in the mail, I received the final piece of the birthday puzzle.

Ari bought Red this Jersey for his birthday.

But alas, it did not arrive on time for him to bring it with him to the festivities.
He was so happy yesterday that he jumped up and down when he opened it up, and proceeded to put it on right then and there.

This post's for you Ari.
Thanks for making Red's day.

Now STFU about your birthday Tim.
I mean I love you baby.

In which I looked up at the Heavens... Raised My Arms to the Sky and Yelled....

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!

That bit you know what Antonella got voted off AMERICAN IDOL!
I have been waiting and waiting since Hollywood Week to see them ship her back off to the Jersey Shore.

Poor Sundance though. He basically begged America to give him a job before leaving the stage.
Gotta feel bad for that guy, just a teensy bit.. No? Okay, me neither.

I love the judges reactions though.
They were all shocked by what had happened last night (for the most part), telling America that we were wrong to vote off Sundance and Sabrina. Blah Blah Blah.
Why don't you give them a contract Randy or Simon? Seriously. Get them signed if you think they are that good.

This is why I need to rule the world.
Thankyouverymuch